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Dr. Ethan's Dating Cinematic Universe

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A classic Crunch episode. One of my favourites in years! - Unpaid Summer Intern Reagan, JD. In this episode: * Patrick demands fan art, Ethan would rather do it himself * faking a mars-canadian girlfriend without the internet * Who impregnated Bill Gates mom? The answer may suprise you. * what ethan would do if he owned twitter * devastating results of the crunch summer survey * ethan feels powerful in a henley shirt * "emma, get my buncomb!" * ducktective noir * JC Penny Goose Sentinels * eating stuffed olives to give your baby a friend * gifted kid syndrome and media addiction * The JJ Reddick Article: https://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/21/sports/jj-redick-sixers.html * did Jesus have a routine? * becoming scandalized by our own inability to follow our self-imposed rules of life * the problem with the pharisees. You do have to give it to em. * we must live excelently, as the saints did. * The right response to continually failing at a routine * Ethan hates writing articles, but wants to be a writer * the little-known wife of Mark Twain * the best gift you can give your future spouse? * one-legged skiing. Ethan demands how. * Ethan attempts to set up a terrible joke three times. * the last DEDC for awhile? Not if you submit your dating woes, faithful listener. Go to bit.ly/crunchdiscord > dating-corner to find the link. * Ethan tries to convince Patrick to name his son Patrick Neve the IVth. Patrick names him Leo anyway. Check out patreon.com/thecrunch and support the show for $5/month if you'd like to access episodes early and ad-free. Thanks! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy